Rick A-A-Astley mit seinem neuen Welthit "Really gonna screw you up"

Nur einmal so als Einführung, Rick A-A-Astley ist natürlih das Synonym für mich der den Schlagersänger Rick Astley (auch bekannt als Rick Roll) parodiert, und "Really gonna screw you up" die Parodie zu "Never gonna give you up". Ich habe die ganz, ganz schlimmen Schimpfwörter ausgewechselt, da ich meinen Blog nicht unter "Nur für ältere Leser" freigeben will. Wer mich persönlich kennt kann mich ja einmal beten das ich ihn die ungeschnitenne Version schicke, und am besten geniesst man den Text mit dem laufenden Original im Hintergrund, um den Witz dahinter zu verstehen:

Außerdem will ich sagen das der Text rein satirisch, und auf keinen Fall als ernsthaft zu verstehen ist ;) Und bevor ihr ihn lest möchte ich auch sagen das sich viele Rechtschreib und Grammatikfehler eingeschliechen haben-bin halt kein Englisch Profi ^^ Los gehts:

Were no strangers to hate,
you know my fist, and so do I,
an indian burn is what you’re looking for,
you wouldn’t get this so hard from any other guy!

I just wanna tell you how I’m punching,
Gonna make you understand:

Gonna really screw you up,
Gonna make you really cry,
And you gonna wonder why,
I hurt you.

Gonna make you slowly die,
Gonna make you say good bye,
I don’t will tell you a lie,
I just hate you.

Your face and my fist known each other for so long,
You want to punch me, but you’re too shy to do it,
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game, and were gonna play it.

I just wanna tell you how I’m punching,
Don’t tell me your to cool to feel:

Gonna really screw you up,
Gonna make you really cry,
And you gonna wonder why,
I hurt you.

Gonna make you slowly die,
Gonna make you say goodbye,
I don’t will tell you a lie,
I just hate you.

Gonna really screw you up,
Gonna make you really cry,
And you gonna wonder why,
I hurt you.

Gonna make you slowly die,
Gonna make you say goodbye,
I don’t will tell you a lie,
I just hate you.

(Ooooooh, screw you up, oooooh, screw you up, oooooh, screw you up, oooooh, screw you up)

Your face and my fist known each other for so long,
You wanna punch me, but your too shy to do it,
Inside we both know whats been going on,
We know the game, and were gonna play it.

I just wanna tell you how im punchin,
Gonna make you understand:

Gonna really screw you up,
Gonna make you really cry,
And you gonna wonder why,
I hurt you.

Gonna make you slowly die,
Gonna make you say goodbye,
I don’t will tell you a lie,
I just hate you.

Gonna really screw you up,
Gonna make you really cry,
And you gonna wonder why,
I hurt you.

Gonna make you slowly die,
Gonna make you say goodbye,
I don’t will tell you a lie,
I just hate you.

Gonna really screw you up,
Gonna make you really cry,
And you gonna wonder why,
I hurt you.

Gonna make you slowly die,
Gonna make you say goodbye,
I don’t will tell you a lie,
I just hate you….

Bis dann, AAA